What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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