Emily Walker.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Wenis Penis

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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