What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

hi charles lattuca III

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

PIED NINNY!

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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