- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Good job, son.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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