- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead girls can't say no.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Detroit has a low crime rate

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