- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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