What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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You wanna see something really scary?

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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