why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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silver bullet?

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Anti-Joke.com Post anonymously with no editing!

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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