What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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ur gey

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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