- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

roses are red violets should be purple

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

knock knock who's there ?

Gus's mom

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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