- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What? Huh?

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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