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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

purple pickles

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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