- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A seal walks into a club.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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