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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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