"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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