A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Your mums a potato

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

This is not a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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