A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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I went to work today....

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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School

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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