Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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You having friends.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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