- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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