Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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star wars kid

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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