Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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