Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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WNBA

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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