- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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