- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Black people in Camden NJ.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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