- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

taking out the trash... at night

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

im not black, im Joseph Kony

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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