Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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