what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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