- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Caramel Boing.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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