"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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