ert

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

thumb_up thumb_down -14

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

thumb_up thumb_down -14

how much fish could a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops