- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Poker? I barely even know her.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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