Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

kieran is a homosexual

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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call me maybe.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

The Labour Party.

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