You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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