- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

I'm rick james bitch

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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