- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Hail Hitler

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

you give like i give lomain

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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