yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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