what looks like a banana? a penis

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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