You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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