why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

I'm Andrew Schmitt

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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