- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Chuck Norris is dead......

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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