The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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