- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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