Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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