- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Justin Beiber

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

they're dead. idiot.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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