A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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This is not funny.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Japan

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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