Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

knock knock go away!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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