What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

knock knock Dave's not here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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