- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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