Please don't shoot me

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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