- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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