- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What did the snake say to the rat?

BIG PENIS

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Cheese

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