what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Click here to end the world.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

A van drives into a car.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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