Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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TIMMY

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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