- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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