The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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PENIS lol

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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