- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Connor is homosexuaI

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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