- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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