- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

So a baby seal walks into a club

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What do you call your mom? Mom

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