- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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