- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Arrow in the Knee!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Your mom.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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