Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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