- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a black man? Rob

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