- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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