- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Mooses

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Chlamydia

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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