Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Please don't shoot me

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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